At Matchfinder, we’ve stopped using headers in our member profiles. We used to and just for the sake of entertainment, here are some of the many profile headers that have been used in our site’s history. Without further ado, here are ten of the most overused profile headers from Matchfinder:

10. blah. blah. blah.

9. Just looking around

8. Are you my match?

7. Seeking a partner in crime.

6. Interested in meeting new people.

5. I still can't believe I'm really doing this!

4. Your mother warned you about me.

3. Looking for Prince Charming.

2. Hello (or hi, hey there, etc.)

And finally, the most overused profile header in our site’s history:

1. I might be just who you're looking for!

The 10 Cleverest Profile Headers:

10. Angel seeks wings

9. New girl/guy in town seeking a tour guide

8. Writing a new chapter in my life story

7. I don’t do things halfway – take me to the moon.

6. Is fun a must? Then I must be the person you’re looking for.

5. Bright spark seeking an ignition.

4. There are hundreds of thousands of people looking for a relationship, but I just want one.

3. If I was in charge of the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

2. Seeking quality e-males.

And finally, the cleverest profile header we’ve seen:

1. I’m not your dream job, but I do offer excellent benefits.

The 10 Funniest Profile Headers:

10. Please write me. All my photos are current!

9. You must be at least 6’ tall to read this profile.

8. I bathe regularly!

7. Does this site work like eBay?

6. They said there was no such place, but here I am, shopping for guys!

5. Light is faster than sound, which explains why some people look smart until they start talking!

4. I'm like dog poop. The older I get the easier I am to pick up!

3. Some things are better when they’re rich –like coffee and men.

2. I believe in elves, dragons, good guys, and mythical beings.

And here’s the funniest profile header from our site:

1. I’m willing to lie about where we met!

The 10 Funniest Profile Headers:

10. Is there a “Profile Headers for Dummies”?

9. How many frogs do I have to kiss before I find a prince?

8. Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

7. Love is the dream, marriage is the alarm clock.

6. Three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

5. I’m like a phone. I like to be talked to and held, but I’ll disconnect you right away if you push the wrong buttons.

4. I’ll share the remote control!

3. Pretty, Sexy, Smart, but not rich – but 3 out of 4 ain’t bad!

2. Guys make great pets – every girl should have one of her own.

And here’s the funniest of the batch:

1. We’re perfect together: I've got the brains, you've got the body!

Top 10 Funniest Profile Header Messages

10. Done shopping for damaged goods.

9. Looking for someone with an IQ higher than their shoe size.

8. I'm the best singer I’ve ever heard – in my car.

7. Not every one of you can be exactly who I’m looking for!

6. Very sexy... in the right light.

5. Looking for a man with a large bulge in his pocket.

4. Please save me from joining eHarmony!

3. Finding a good man is like trying to nail pudding to the wall!

2. I'll jump on Oprah's couch for you!

and the funniest…

1. I like my men the same way that I like my bra… giving me plenty of support!